Question:
How many people does it take to get xrays of Sarah's hips and spine in the standing position?
Answer:
Every available technician on duty that day. Plus reinforcements.
Question:
How is it possible that they think I can lift Sarah by myself onto the xray table while I am strapped into a 25 pound lead apron?
Answer:
What is going on here?
Question:
Am I going to allow Sarah to be entirely naked for her xrays as was requested by the 2 male techs?
Answer:
GET ME A GOWN FOR HER!
Question:
What size brief do you think my little Sarah wears?
Answer: According to the large male tech: "This one will fit, it fits me."
Question:
Are we glad that's over?
Answer:
Is this a Children's Hospital?
